*One-Liners*
1. Why did the highway go to therapy? It was feeling congested.
2. What did the traffic light say to the car? "Don't look, I'm changing."
3. Why do traffic jams occur? Because cars are always rushing to get to the same place.
*Short Jokes*
1. Why did the driver bring a ladder to the traffic jam? He wanted to take his commute to the next level.
2. What do you call a traffic jam in the desert? A sand-trap.
3. Why did the car go to the doctor during a traffic jam? It was feeling car-sick.
*Puns*
1. Traffic jam? That's just a road-block to your social life.
2. Why did the traffic cone go to therapy? It was feeling a little "boxed in."
3. What did the GPS say during a traffic jam? "Take a detour... from your sanity."
*Longer Jokes*
1. A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not. And by the way, you're going to be late – there's a traffic jam outside."
2. Why did the commuter bring his dog to the traffic jam? He wanted to paws and reflect on his life choices.
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